Holy Shit

From the Associated Press:

Boston College's Jared Dudley speaks during a news conference Friday, March 17, 2006 in Salt Lake City, Utah, ahead of Boston College's Saturday NCAA tournament second round game against Montana.(AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)

OK, wow. Imagine this dude on ANTM.

"Furonda. You came to us with crackhead hair, which we tried to remedy with some Pocahontas weave. Your complexion is questionable at best and you're skinny in the way that makes people want to cry when they look at you. In addition to that, you bear a striking resemblance to a certain 80's villainous creature, making me nervous when I see you eating after midnight or anywhere near water.

HOWEVER...

Jared, you're just a hot mess. I hope you have better luck in professional sports because that is the ONLY way you will be able to get attractive women to come remotely near you. Unless you manage to get on this show again somehow.

Now, I hold in my hands the picture of the person who will continue to be in the running for America's Next Top Model. The person whose picture is NOT in my hands must pack their bags and leave immediately.

For those of you who can't see, I am definitely NOT holding up Jared's photo.

Furonda. You're scrawny ass is still in the running..."